HollaB
The HollaBoo Club

We don't sell shirts.
We print receipts for surviving modern life.

HollaBoo is smart humor for everyone who's sent the email, survived the standup, and quietly screamed into a Slack thread. If you know, you know — and now you can wear it.

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Why we exist

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Work broke us first

Standups, all-hands, 'quick syncs', 47 unread Slacks. We turned the trauma into tees so you don't have to explain yourself — the shirt does it.

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The robots took the fun

AI ate the job, not the jokes. Our drops are fan-tees for the prompt-and-pray era: smart, a little petty, very online.

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Misery loves merch

Every design is an inside joke waiting for its people. Wear it, get the nod from a stranger, feel slightly less alone. IYKYK.

Rewards

Meet Boo Bucks

Our in-house currency for people with taste and trauma. Earn Boo Bucks every time you join, buy, or drag a friend in — then cash them in for discounts and first dibs on new collections.

100Just for joiningSign up free and we drop 100 Boo Bucks in your account on day one.
1×$Every purchaseBank Boo Bucks on everything you buy. Taste should pay you back.
+250Refer a friendDrag a coworker into the club, you both cash in. Community > loneliness.
%Cash them inRedeem Boo Bucks for discounts and first dibs on every new drop.
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Become a member

Join the HollaBoo Club

Sign up free, bank your first 100 Boo Bucks, and get early access to every drop. Member logins are launching soon — join the list now to be first in.

No spam. Just drops, jokes, and the occasional existential receipt.