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IYKYK · Drop 001

10 styles, printed on demand, shipping worldwide. The only place to buy today.

For the quietly quitting and the loudly surviving. Deadlines optional, sarcasm included.

Funny fan tees for the prompt-and-pray era. The robots can't wear these — you can.

This could've been an email. Wear the receipt instead.

Pajama professionals and mute-button heroes. Dress code: blanket.

Do not disturb. Ever. The collection that respects your boundaries.

Awake in body, asleep in spirit. Tell them what you did yesterday.

47 unread and a passive-aggressive thumbs-up. You're online, technically.