Daily Standup
Awake in body, asleep in spirit. Tell them what you did yesterday.
Yesterday you were blocked. Today you're still blocked. Tomorrow you'll report that you made progress. This collection honors the ritual: 15 minutes, 3 questions, zero catharsis.
The fine print (the fun kind)
Daily Standup is HollaBoo's collection of scrum-humor graphic tees for everyone surviving the 9am ritual: awake in body, asleep in spirit, reporting that yesterday looked suspiciously like today. Funny developer shirts and agile-meeting tees for engineers, designers, and anyone who has said 'no blockers' while being blocked by literally everything.
Fifteen minutes. Three questions. Zero catharsis. These designs honor the sacred liturgy of standup — the sprint that never sprints, the retro that changes nothing, the burndown chart quietly burning up. Office humor that's specific enough to hurt.
Printed on demand on soft unisex blanks, shipped worldwide, no blockers. Limited drops — once a design is gone, consider it moved to 'done'. Great gifts for devs, QA, scrum masters, and whoever keeps saying 'let's take this offline'.
Fit notes: unisex, true to size, relaxed enough to survive a 9am standup you joined from bed. The prints are built to last through sprints, quarters, and at least three reorgs. Wear one on camera and watch your team's reaction — it's the fastest, most honest retro you'll ever run. Extra effective on the day the sprint goal quietly changes for the third time and everyone pretends that's normal.
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