Slack Overload
47 unread and a passive-aggressive thumbs-up. You're online, technically.
You're in 12 channels. You muted 11. The unmuted one sends every-message notifications. This collection is for everyone who's been @here'd into a full existential crisis.
The fine print (the fun kind)
Slack Overload is HollaBoo's collection for the perpetually pinged: funny work-chat shirts for anyone with 47 unread channels, one passive-aggressive thumbs-up, and the creeping suspicion that 'online' is now a personality trait.
The designs capture notification fatigue in its natural habitat: the @here that ruined a perfectly good lunch, the thread that should've been a meeting that should've been an email that should've been nothing, the emoji reaction doing the work of an entire HR department. You're online. Technically.
Printed on demand, shipped worldwide, zero notifications required. Limited drops that sell through and never restock — if you know, you know. The right gift for the coworker who communicates exclusively in emoji reactions.
As for the shirts: unisex, true to size, relaxed fit, and prints that survive more wash cycles than you have muted channels. Wear one to the office and enjoy the silent nods of recognition from everyone else drowning in threads. It's also the perfect gift-exchange move — technically a compliment, spiritually an @here. Delivery is worldwide, and unlike your notifications, it only shows up once.
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